Breaking News: Sarah Palin’s Latest Child Is a Baby

29 Aug

While reading the Tennessean online, I came across an article about John McCain selecting Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate.  The article gives a brief overview of Palin’s political/biographical background, ending with this final sentence:

She and her husband Todd Palin, have five children. The latest, a baby, was born with Down syndrome.

I find it so comforting to know that Palin’s latest child was a baby, and not, I don’t know, a chicken or an alien.  Rest assured people, the Tennessean has confirmed that Palin’s latest child was indeed a baby.  You can go back to your arguing over who would make a better president: Obama or McCain.  Thank you for your time.


10 Responses to “Breaking News: Sarah Palin’s Latest Child Is a Baby”

  1. MAX Sunday, August 31, 2008 at 3:35 am #

    Sarah Palin is not the mother of Trig it is her daughter Bristol, enough circumstantial evidence is coming out now and it will make Palin look like a right-wing wacko

  2. Sarah Sawyer Wednesday, September 3, 2008 at 1:00 am #

    To the Left Wing managed news media, whether
    print, radio, internet, or television: Yours is despicable anti-fact newscoverage.
    Yellow journalism.
    Tabloid sensationalism.
    Lies and innuendoes.
    Has the left wing liberal news media any decency or civility left?
    May God save us from all wackos (your ilk, not Palin) who write such distortions and spew forth such scandalous statements, maligning a decent woman’s reputation. This Left Wing managed news media has lost all sense of purpose whose journalists and
    newscasters without checking facts report whatever
    their jaundiced minds can conjure up, This is the
    same liberal mindset which defends those who deny life to aborted babies who are struggling to live, and instead abandon them to die of suffocation in dirty linen closets of hospitals that allow such horrors,
    As an ex journalist, I find this type of dirty newsspeak
    to be the beginning of the end of honest journalism.
    Our news society has become shoddy, without conscience. and totally without objectivity; propaganda has replaced truth in journalism. My my, how the Left
    must fear the McCain-Palin ticket, especially Sarah Palin, for they
    are out not only to discredit her, but to destroy her
    and not only her but also her family. You who are
    doing this are heartless and totally without
    But be forewarned: all of you who are filled with such unwarranted vitriole:. All that you say against Sarah Palin will turn against you. You don’t believe
    it? Then, listen and learn. You will find this type of
    spewed filth that you call journalism- that which seeks to destroy innocent lives will soon become your own “Haman gallows.”

  3. laurajeanette Wednesday, September 3, 2008 at 8:51 am #

    What is funny to me is that I wrote this post before the whole Bristol baby scandal came out. Both the post and the article it references are politically neutral. I just wanted to point that out.

  4. Ginny Wednesday, September 3, 2008 at 8:04 pm #

    Dude, Laura, you attracted Crazies to your blog 🙂 haha

  5. laurajeanette Wednesday, September 3, 2008 at 8:54 pm #

    And they’re all coming after you next … mawahahaahaaa

  6. Joie Mayfield Monday, September 15, 2008 at 8:27 pm #

    Laura! I didn’t realize you had a blog. I’m adding you to my blogroll!! 🙂

    I guess it’s true. Trig is a baby. 😉

  7. Lynn Monday, September 15, 2008 at 9:02 pm #

    Wow-both sarahs are wound a little tight:)
    I found your blog very witty and entertaining Laura:)

  8. laurajeanette Wednesday, September 17, 2008 at 9:43 am #

    Joie – I do have a blog. I don’t blog as much as you do, though. I’ll add you to my blogroll when I finally get around to updating it.

    Lynn – Thanks. 🙂

  9. Archie Mck Saturday, October 4, 2008 at 12:26 am #

    It’s nice when newspapers have “just the facts ‘mam”

  10. laurajeanette Monday, October 6, 2008 at 8:57 am #

    Archie- At least they got this fact right, didn’t try to guess the gender or anything. Too risky. You only have 50% chance of getting that right.

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