28 Apr

Thanks for the laugh, Gin:

“Today we salute you, Trendy Ole Miss girl, In your pointed-stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your Louis Vuitton bag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your Daddy bought them for you fair and square.

And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that approaches you, but we know that you’re only doing them a favor by helping them understand that they are in fact gay.

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light (and put it in a Solo cup), Trendy Ole Miss Girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin that real person…is a pale brunette.”


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